Pat Rock on Sep 14th, 2008Colts vs. Vikings
It looks a lot like 2006 again. Stacking the box, and still can’t stop Peterson.
Pat Rock on Aug 6th, 2008Download 2008 Fantasy Football Rankings: Top 200 Players and more
We’re Football Fanatics and we are legion. A legion of sociopathic screaming fans vicariously sucking the blood and marrow from our deformed hulking heroes. From our skinny maladroit frames we sit, screaming imprecations at our chosen gladiators flying across the field performing feats imagined in our most vivid and blood-lust filled dreams.
It’s simulated [...]
Pat Rock on Sep 7th, 2007Not Really Live Blogging The Colts Game
But three quick thoughts:
1. John Cougar is starting to blow up like Brian Wilson, somebody get this man a slim-fast.
1a. Another season of “THIS IS MY COUNTRY”??? Please somebody shoot me.
2. Kelly Clarkson (who I adore) looked like she was dragged out of an Indianapolis mall and shoved out onto stage for a night [...]
Pat Rock on Aug 30th, 2007Download Fantasy Football Rankings: Top 100 Players
We are having our Fantasy Football draft this weekend, and I realized I needed some hard data to make informed choices off of.
Data that I could sort and manipulate myself. So I swiped the top 100 players and their relevant 2006 stats from a popular website and loaded it into a database.
And now I [...]
Pat Rock on Nov 13th, 2006Insightful Washington Post Article on Marvin Harrison
Over the last nine years Marvin Harrison has quiety become arguably the best receiver in the NFL and is well on his way to becoming the best receiver ever.
This Washingon Post article on Marvin Harrison talks a little to Harrison, and some of his friends and mentors to unlock a little about this most quiet [...]
Pat Rock on Sep 8th, 2006Live Blogging The First Game: Dolphins Vs. Steelers
8:45
Finally saw the commercial of Peyton Manning in a wig and mustache pretending to be his own fan. Can’t imagine anything more embarrasing than being on national tv pretending to be gay for yourself.
(But, seriously how hilarious was the towel snapping commercial from Southwest Airlines?)
8:48
And the Steelers just kicked it away. I have [...]
Pat Rock on Dec 6th, 2005ESPN Page 2
ESPN.com’s Page 2 has always been a special joy. After all that is where Hunter S. Thompson spent his last days as a writer. During football season I know I can always count on Page 2 to deliver the best and most hilarious commentary on the national pasttime that is taken WAY to [...]
Pat Rock on Aug 17th, 2005Rush “Can’t We All Just Get Along” Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh offering to mediate between Owens and Mcnabb.
This is apparently not a joke.