Pat Rock on Feb 20th, 2007Tuesday Depression — Soylent Green
I’m depressed that all this time that I’ve been doing Tuesday Depressions that I never knew that Tuesday is also Soylent Green Day.
Soylent Green Day is TUESDAY!
Pat Rock on Feb 6th, 2007Tuesday Depression — No Love Left To Give
I am to the bare bones of my soul depressed that apparently I’ve given up on blogging. I’m even more depressed that this was not a conscious decision on my part. Its just that after a year of non-stop posting I do not think that I have anything left to give.
I’m not saying [...]
Pat Rock on Jan 16th, 2007Tuesday Depression — In Which I Do Not Make Myself A Science Experiment in Electricity
Arrived home last night to a couple of pissed off kitties.
“Look, Dad,” they said, “Don’t you ever leave us here with two inches of water around the litter box. Do you have any idea how bad we have to go! You’re lucky we didn’t piss on your pillow.”
So I reminded them who paid [...]
Pat Rock on Jan 9th, 2007Tuesday Depression — Working for the Man Edition
I realize that what I should be depressed about today is Ohio State’s embarassing loss to Florida but that’s too close right n ow. I am simply not prepared to discuss a loss that staggeringly lopsided.
Instead let me get serious for a moment and discuss something that is truly terrifying to me.
I [...]
Pat Rock on Dec 12th, 2006Tuesday Depression — True Sex Scenes From America
“What do you want to do?” she said.
“whatever you want to do.”
“I want to do whatever’s best for you.”
“What’s best for me is to please you,” I said.
“I want to make you happy, Jack.”
“I’m happy when I’m pleasing you.”
“I just want to do whatever’s best for you.”
“But you please me by letting me please you,” [...]
Pat Rock on Dec 5th, 2006Tuesday Depression
At the moment I am just barely staving off the complete and utter black depths of depression due to the fact that it’s unbelievably freaking cold outside. Sixteen degrees as a I write this.
And I am depressed because last night I broke my favorite belt sander that I bought at a yard sale [...]
Pat Rock on Nov 14th, 2006Tuesday Depression
The original reason for this weekly post is because of all the days of the work week Tuesday sucks the most.
So today let me just say that I am not depressed about anything specifically, I’m just depressed that it is Tuesday again. That repetitive kick in the crotch that comes every 3rd day of [...]
Pat Rock on Nov 7th, 2006Tuesday Depression
No particular title for this week’s tuesday depression.
I’m depressed that last night was my last blacksmithing class. All the classes were great and I learned a lot, and while I’m glad to get my monday nights back, I’m really going to miss going out to the forge at Conner Prairie and bangin’ on hawt [...]
Pat Rock on Oct 31st, 2006Tuesday Depression
I’m depressed that last night in my blacksmithing class I UTTERLY failed to make a pair of pliars.
But my utter failure was pretty entertaing in its own way, considering that I filed away a missed shoulder for about 45 minutes and still had another should to do. Boy were my arms tired.
Ok, you know [...]
Pat Rock on Oct 24th, 2006Tuesday Depression — All my intentions come to naught. Even hope is an obstacle.
The damn Yahoo fantasy sports page is goofy right now, and I desperately need to get in and weigh my options. Both my QBs are benched now and I’m left with having to choose between Bulger and Vick.
What world do I live in that those are my two last best hopes?
This is [...]